hey...omg my first paper today....so difficult !!! really, no kidding. I kept telling myself in the examination hall "this is not trials, this is not trials" I couldn't believe it was the real thing and I was so not prepared. I read french revolution and not russian revolution cause I only had time for 1 which was alot I tell you. guess what it didn't come out...wtf !

anyway just for laughs, since I am so stressed at the moment. leann emailed it to me so I decided to paste it here for you guys to read =)

jokes... better don't let your man read it!!

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow

when you can get milk for free

Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like...

1. Men are like . Laxatives ......

They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas...

The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather...

Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....Blenders...

You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars...

Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .... Commercials......

You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores...

Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds......

They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara....

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn ....

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms.....

You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps....

Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots....

All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!